Unas cuantas preguntas

[Mitsu]

¿Qué es una amiba?
- Lo contrario de una enemiba.

¿Qué es un campeón?
- Un señor que vive en el campo.

¿Qué es una aspiradora?
- Una señora que vende aspirinas.

¿Qué es un lío?
- Una coliente de agua.

¿Qué es una libra?
- La esposa de un libro.

¿Qué es un bote?
- El esposo de la bota.

¿Quiénes fueron los caldeos?
- Los inventores del caldo.

¿Como ama una chinche a otra?
- Chincheramente...

¿Cuál es el astro más corriente?
- El estropajo.

¿Qué es un agujero?
- Un señor que vende agujas.

¿Cuál es el lápiz que mata?
- Lapis.....tola.



- Si la piscina es honda, ¿qué marca es el mar?

- Un local abierto 24 horas al día, 365 días al año, ¿ para qué tiene cerraduras?

- Si un gato al caerse cae de pie y una rebanada con mantequilla al caerse se cae por el lado de la mantequilla, si atamos una rebanada con mantequilla al lomo de un gato como caerá?

- Si una palabra estuviese mal escrita en el diccionario, ¿ cómo lo sabríamos ?

- Un esquizofrenico paranoico, ¿tiene miedo de estar persiguiéndose?

- ¿Cómo la mujer maravilla encuentra su avion si este es invisible?

- A una nave espacial que está viajando a la velocidad de la luz, ¿le funcionan los faros ?
- Adan y Eva, ¿tenían ombligos ?

- Cuando llueve, el cielo esta cubierto de nubes; entonces, ¿cómo pasan las gotas a través del cielo?
- Cuando te tomas una foto al lado de Mickey Mouse, el hombre de dentro del disfraz ¿esté sonriendo ?
- El otro día compré agua en polvo. Pero, ¿cómo la preparo ?
- El otro día oí que las esponjas crecen en el mar. ¿Hasta dónde llegaría el agua si no fuese por ellas ?

- En caso de guerra nuclear, los pulsos electromagneticos de las bombas termonucleares ¿podrían afectar mis videocassettes ?

[Mitsu]

¿La inteligencia artificial cura la estupidez real?

¿Los caballos tienen sobacos?

¿Los libros de medicina tienen apéndice?

¿Los vampiros contraen el SIDA?

¿Para qué han gastado tanto en mi educación?

¿Por qué "abreviación" es una palabra tan larga?

¿Por qué "separado" se escribe todo junto y "todo junto" se escribe separado?

¿Por qué algunos interruptores de luz dicen: Encendido/Apagado, si cuando está la luz encendida ya se sabe y cuando está apagada no se puede leer?

¿Por qué cuando cae la noche... no morimos aplastados?

¿Por qué cuando le llaman a alguien por el móvil comienza a dar paseítos como un idiota?

¿Por qué en esta vida todo lo que da placer, engorda, mata o es pecado?

¿Por qué en las películas americanas nadie cierra el coche con llave?

¿Por qué hay gente que despierta a otros para preguntar si estaban durmiendo?

¿Por qué las bailarinas andan siempre de puntillas? ¿No sería más fácil contratar bailarinas más altas?

¿Por qué las ciruelas negras son rojas cuando están verdes?

¿Por qué las cosas siempre se encuentran en el último lugar donde se les busca?

¿Por qué los cementerios tienen los muros tan altos, si los que están dentro no pueden salir y los que estamos fuera no queremos entrar?

¿Por qué los establecimientos abiertos las 24 horas tienen cerraduras?

¿Por qué los kamikaces llevaban casco?

¿Por qué los momentos buenos son cojonudos y los malos son un coñazo?

¿Por qué si el nadar es tan bueno para la figura, las ballenas son tan gordas?

¿Por qué siguen invitando a fiestas a la protagonista de "Se ha escrito un crimen" si siempre que va a una la palma alguien?

¿Por qué suelen cerrar los baños en las estaciones de servicio?... ¿tienen miedo a que alguien entre a limpiarlos?

¿Por que temblara la gelatina? ¿Será que sabe lo que le espera?

¿Por qué utilizan agujas esterilizadas para dar una inyección letal?

¿Puede la esterilidad ser hereditaria?

¿Puedo guardar el ratón de mi ordenador con el gato de mi coche?

¿Qué hay que hacer si uno ve un animal en peligro de extinción comiendo una planta en peligro de extinción?

¿Que pasaría si un hermano siamés fuese declarado culpable de un asesinato y condenado a muerte en la silla eléctrica?

[allantuning]

jajajaja, estan buenos vos

[Victor.E]

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[davoz]

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[CRoberth-x]

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[Dw@rf]

¿Por qué las ciruelas negras son rojas cuando están verdes?
¿Por qué cuando le llaman a alguien por el móvil comienza a dar paseítos como un idiota?

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[Bullitt]

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[ZyonWagner]

- Si la piscina es honda, ¿qué marca es el mar?


esa mierda la escribio un hondero :hay2:

[Driverxx]

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[Antrax]

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Tan buenos :si:

[CHONTE]

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